"So, here's a short intro before you read any of the rambles. I'll start by explaining our room, which after a long time, has finally been named as the Ramble Room, for lack of creativity. To see the ramble room, click here. For those of you too lazy to click (I know you're out there...) I'll describe it. Pretty much it's a room with no windows. (I screwed up in that department) As you walk in there's a couch off to the left, a wall that's one big mirror off to the right (for all the vain people...they know who they are...) and there's a kitchen area with a fridge, a counter and cabinets in the back. The phone's also back there and there's also a pantry closet. Outside the actual room there are three hallways, one that goes right, one that goes left and one that goes straight. The right hallway leads to the TV room, where there is a TV, VCR, N64, a Playstation, a bar, and a phone. Sometimes we also hang out outside, either in the front or the back. There's a tree out front. In the back there's just lots of grass (as of now anyway, this description may be altered as we go along ^_^)

Now for the PEOPLE! *drum roll*

First of all,  here are the people that you do *not* know. The "outsiders"

For pictures of us ramble girls,  just click here.

~*Lark*~
"Uh.....is that the masamune or are you just happy to see me?"
Tee hee! That's me! (And *that* rhymed...*shudders* scary) Anyway, I am, of course, the webmistress of this site. I'm somewhat bossy, and am the type who you can tell who I like and who I don't. Since I'm in charge, I can usually get most of the characters to obey me...even Sephiroth, if I try really hard."

"That's a lie."

"SHUT UP!"

"...Fine."

"Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yes, I would like to add that I can often be found swooning over Rufus, Vincent, Tseng, Reeve, Squall, Irvine and Zell. *Sometimes* Sephiroth too. I tend to throw myself at the guys sometimes....hehe..hey, wouldn't you? (Unless you *are* a guy, in which case never mind ^_^) Oh yeah,  me and Hojo and me and Scarlet don't get along...at *all*. I also get along extremely well with most of the Gundam Wing boys, especially Heero, Treize and Zechs. Wu-fei and I do not get along at all though. In fact, we hate each other's guts. (want to know more about what I think of FF? Click here.)

*~Jackie~*
"I perfer morally leniant!"
My friend Jackie who graces us with her presence when she's not hanging out in the world of Gundam Wing. She's basically a sweetie, but will get mad when provoked. Jackie loves most of the characters.....except Rinoa....they don't get along too well. She also loves Duo from Gundam Wing, and Seifer from FF8. (want to know more about what she thinks of FF? Click here.)

~*Michelle*~
"You know...I'm in the mood to pierce something."
My friend Michelle, who completely favors the FF7 characters over the FF8 ones, except for Quistis. Michelle curses kind of a lot...but not as much as Cid, and she likes to go out drinking. She's not a big Rinoa fan either. And she *loves* Cloud and Reno, as well as Quatre from Gundam Wing. She's also a bit of a lush. (want to know more about what she thinks of FF? Click here.)

*~Shell~*
"Nah, no point in getting your money back for it."
My sister! Her real name is Michelle too, but it would get *way* to confusing with too of them running around. She likes FF, but is not obsessed with it, and it shows. She's basically bored a lot, and doesn't take much interest in whatever we're doing. She lets Rude hang around her, but she's more into Wu-fei from Gundam Wing. She's basically mean, self-centered and materialistic. Whoo hoo. (want to know more about what she thinks of FF? Click here.)

~*Amy*~
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Amy is Michelle's older sister. She's very perky most of the time and she *LOVES* Sephiroth....hehe. She also loves Trowa from Gundam Wing. (want to know more about what she thinks of FF? Click here.)

*~Suzie~*
"Doesn't it creep you out that you're dating someone the same age as your son?"
My best friend and another Sephiroth nut. She doesn't know too much about FF, but she does think Sephiroth's great. (Little does she know...) (want to know more about what she thinks of FF? Click here.)

*~TJ~*
"There certainly are a lot of things to remember...."
Um...he's not a girl. TJ's the only *real* guy! He's a sweet poet who sports *real* vampire fangs. Lark, Michelle and Jackie love him, which sometimes makes the other guys jealous.

~*Bria*~
"Reeve, honey, I think Tseng's giving me an evil look."
Uh, Bria's a character in (fear itself) who decided to drop on by. She's nice girl, and is Zack's sister. Reeve and Rufus fight over her a lot, since they both like her.

*~Jake~*
"You know, I always have to check and ask, just to see if there's any sarcastic people in the room ready to make fun of me."
Jake's a guy who does a little of everything. He's a repair man and general handy man. He's a wisecracker, but can get shy around girls. He likes to put Sephiroth in his place. He has a dog named Ranger who loved everyone except Sephiroth. Jake has a crush on Amy.

~*Robby*~
"Okay, this is all kinda too weird for me."
Robby's a good friend of us ramble girls. He's 6'3" with blue hair and is a kung fu master. He likes to flirt and party.

*~Cloud~*
"Are you kidnapping me?"
Cloud is completely out of it 99% of the time. He doesn't know people, places anything. When he actually recognizes someone, it's a national holiday. Obviously, he and Sephiroth are not the best of pals. Tifa tries to set him straight but it's a tough job. Michelle's also in love him, so she's swooning over him all the time, even if he has no clue who she is. He's only normal when he's drunk.

~*Tifa*~
"I am *not* a hoebag! Why do people always call me that?"
Tifa's pretty much like she is in the game. She sticks by Cloud and tries to help him out, but even she gets frustrated with him sometimes. She and Twilight do NOT get along!

~*Barret*~
"Yo! Kangroo rat! I choose your punk ass!"
Barret and Cid are almost always together, and when they've been hitting the bottle it's often wise to run in the opposite direction. Barret's also the same tough guy he's always been. He and Cid tend to pick on Red and call him strange names.

*~Cid~*
"@#$%@   &^*# @  #@&^><:  ^{:@#}$:/!"
As I said, Cid and Barret stick together. Cid barely ever does anything but curse a blue streak. Those close to him know exactly what he's saying, but it leaves everyone else completely clueless.

~*Vincent*~
"I know my angel."
Vincent's his usual quiet self. He won't usually say anything unless spoken to first. Also he sometimes spontaneously transforms, much to his embarrassment. He loves Sephy-sama and he calls him "angel".

*~Yuffie~*
"Do you guys have any materia?"
If you can get her to talk about something besides materia it's a miracle. Yuffie likes to annoy the guys, especially Seifer, who can't stand her.

~*Red*~
"Please let me live."
Red is always getting picked on by everyone else. He tries unsuccessfully to stay out of the picture. Barret and Cid like to torture him, and he has no idea why.

*~Sephiroth~*
"I have not been...staring."
Sephiroth is super annoying and super violent. He's always looking for a fight. No one likes him except Amy and Suzie (and *cough* me) and he's always trying to avoid them because he doesn't like anyone but me. He especially doesn't get along with Rufus, Zell, Irvine or Hojo. Actually, Hojo has more of the ability to send him running...anyway, Sephiroth also is totally in love with someone in the rambles. Don't worry, you'll find out who it is soon enough. He likes Vincent a *whole* lot too, but won't admit it.  ^_^ Want to know what *he* thinks of FF? Click here if you're brave...or nuts...

~*Hojo*~
"More crab juice for us!"
Hojo's not welcome, but he wants to be. He's always trying to sneak in and join in the fun, thinking he'll get in through his son, Sephiroth. Sephiroth can't *stand* him, so that doesn't usually work ^_^ I can't tolerate him for more than about .02 seconds cause I hate his guts. Ick! Hojo also has crushes on Vincent, Zidane and Kuja...too bad they don't feel the same!!

*~Rufus~*
"Well I'm President Shinra. And I could sell Reno's sorry ass if I wanted to!"
Rufus is arrogant, as always. He enjoys making fun of people when given the opportunity, especially Sephiroth or Reeve. He and Reeve usually get into fights over Bria. Scarlet is totally in love with him, but he can't stand her *or* Heidegger. I can usually be found falling all over Rufus...hehe ^_^ He likes me too though.

~*Reeve*~
"Wait a minute... What you said about me and Tseng... You weren't being serious, were you? You really think that?"
Reeve is nice to everyone--except Rufus. They're always getting into fights. He doesn't particularly care for Scarlet either, but hey, who can? He's also *very* close with Tseng.

*~Scarlet~*
"Geez, and they call me a bitch!"
Scarlet loves Rufus...too bad he doesn't feel the same! Every time she comes near me she's taking her life in her own hands....heh heh...we don't get along. She can usually be seen tagging along with Heidegger. She does not get along with Nida either.

~*Heidegger*~
"Gya haa haa!"
He spends most of his time pointlessly laughing like a horse and sucking up to Rufus...who doesn't like him. Heidegger and Scarlet are usually together....a lethal dose of evil if you ask me. He enjoys tiddly winks, and eating werid things.

*~Tseng~*
"I told you! It doesn't bother me too much!"
Tseng usually is silent, unless he's trying to keep Elena under control, or trying to get away from her. He likes Reeve...but don't tell Elena.

~*Elena*~
"Hey! Turks rock!"
She's always willing to fight if even slightly provoked, but Tseng usually shuts her up. Elena hangs around Tseng 24/7...much to his disappointment.

*~Reno~*
"Why don't we just order a porn movie like I suggested?"
Reno spends a lot of his time drinking. He also likes to sing. He's always up for a good time too...if you know what I mean. Michelle's a usual drinking companion of Reno's, and he has a thing for her.

~*Rude*~
"....yes, Shell."
Rude hardly ever speaks. He's just there. But he's always busy! Rude seems to be good at everything, and he's usually tagging along with Reno. Rude also likes Shell, and he follows her every command.

*~Squall~*
"Whatever."
Squall's favorite word is "whatever" much to everyone's annoyance. He's also around Rinoa most of time, and if he's not with her, he'll wonder where she is (much to Jackie's annoyance). Squall *hates* Nida and will do anything to get rid of him. He's also around Zell a lot, but that's more Zell's decision than his. It's usually his job to calm Zell down when something gets him upset.

~*Zell*~
"Let's get this party started!"
Zell spends a lot of his time punching the air. Squall's his best buddy and they're together a lot. When he flips out over something someone has said (usually Sephiroth, Seifer or Irvine) Squall tries to shut him up. Zell doesn't get along with Seifer or Sephiroth at *all* and he usually doesn't tolerate Irvine too well either. The only time he'll stick up for Irvine is when someone from FF7's picking on him. Zell has a crush on me ^_^

~*Rinoa*~
"Geez...and they say I'm obsessed with Squall!"
Rinoa's her usual sweet self. Can usually be seen with Squall. She and Jackie fight sometimes, especially when Jackie calls her a crack whore.

*~Selphie~*
"Oh poop!"
Selphie hangs around with Irvine sometimes, and gets mad when she sees him flirting with other girls, drinking or doing other unmoral acts. She's usually very hyper and perky.

~*Irvine*~
"Don't make fun of my two track mind."
Irvine flirts with everyone, and usually gets yelled at for it. Clashes with Zell and Sephiroth aren't unusual either, and he's gets made fun of a lot for the hat.  He hangs out with Reno a lot. I can usually be found falling all over Irvine...hehe ^_^

*~Quistis~*
"I...uh...borrowed it. From a friend."
Quistis is Quistis...sometimes she acts too much like an adult and everyone gets bored with her. However, she *does* steal a lot of stuff from Garden, and she's the only one who can stand Nida.

~*Seifer*~
"I hate those damn sharks!"
Seifer's a big bully and he makes fun of Zell 24/7. He doesn't get along too well with anyone, but he especially can't stand Yuffie, since she's always chasing after him. Seifer's also really arrogant and he sometimes still has some orders to take care of. Seifer also has a thing for Jackie.

*~Nida~*
"Shut up, bitch! You're a drunken whore!"
Nida's always talking about how he's going to run Garden someday and annoying the heck out of Squall. No one can stand him, but Squall and I hate him the most. He's right up there with Hojo, Scarlet and Heidegger. Quistis is the only one who can stand him. He tries to get Scarlet to like him, but has no luck.

~*Laguna*~
"Hey, hey, everyone! I'm President of Esthar!"
Laguna will almost always enter the room with the words "Hey, hey! I'm President of Esthar!" and he's kinda a male bimbo. He's a little too interested in what Squall's up to, and sometimes won't leave him alone. Kiros and Ward are usually with him.

*~Ward~*
".................!"
Ward can't speak, so Kiros usually says what *he's* thinking and passes it off as what Ward *would* be saying. Ward beats Kiros up a lot for it.

~*Kiros*~
"Ward says you're an idiot!"
Kiros speaks through Ward, making him "say" all the mean stuff he's thinking. Usually it involves making fun of Laguna. He gets beat up by Ward for it, but that hasn't stopped him.

*~Zidane~*
Zidane's a flirt, and he loves to flirt with me...and Sephiroth. I loves to pull his tail, and he loves it whens I do that! TJ likes to torture him too, but they're friends. He doesn't get along too well with Steiner or Kuja.

~*Kuja*~
"I need a mirror. I haven't seen myself in five minutes."
Kuja loves to go on about how 'pretty' he is and how he 'loves' everyone. He is very picky about who his friends are. Hojo has a crush on him, but he doesn't like him back! His favorite posession? A mirror.

~*Steiner~*
"We haven't been in the park for five minutes and already you're breaking rules, Zidane."
Steiner is very stiff and proper, and the guys like to torture him, especially Zidane. They get into fights a lot.

*~Vivi~*
"Um... Hi."
Everyone loves Vivi cause he's just so cute! He's shy and he trips a lot though. ^^

~*Kupo*~
Kupo is my pet moogle!! Sephiroth hates him cause he's a crank.

Here are the guys from Gundam Wing:

*~Heero Yuy~*
"Mission accepted."
Heero's a cool guy, and my favorite pilot. He really likes me and I really like him. He can be cold and unemotional, but I can usually get him to come out of his shell ^_^ Heero is very protective of me, something he doesn't try to hide.

~*Duo Maxwell*~
"Don't look at me, man!"
Jackie *loves* Duo and Duo *loves* Jackie. Duo's a carefree guy. He can get a little kinky though.

*~Quatre Rabarba Winner~*
"It's such a beautiful day. The sky is beautiful, the grass is beautiful, the--"
He loves Michelle and she loves him. He's quiet and gentle and a real nice guy. His favorite word to describe things is "beautiful" and he uses it a lot. He's the most...uh..innocent of the guys.

~*Trowa Barton*~
"But I have such nice hair...."
Amy loves Trowa, and he likes her back. Trowa is always trying to kill himself. Sometimes he gets a little confused (kind of like Cloud).

*~Chang Wu-fei~*
"I am *not* weak!"
Wu-fei is mean and nasty. Nobody likes him except Shell, and he really doesn't like anyone either. He hates me the most, and I hate him right back. Wu-fei likes to make fun of others and thrives on their misfortunes. He named his Gundam "Nataku" and is very proud of it. Oh yes, and everyone's weak according to Wu-fei. (Also, be very glad I put a nice pic of Wu-fei on here...not like the shrine....)

~*Treize Kushranada*~
"There's always room for more."
Sorry, girls. He's taken by Zechs. Treize is very dashing, and although he's with Zechs he's known to go "either way". He and Zechs both like to invite me over....hmmm..wonder why. He and Zechs won't show up as often as the other guys.

*~Zechs Merquise~*
"Know what's irritating? Being kept like this!"
Yup, you guessed it. Taken, by Treize. Zechs is known to comment on how cute other guys are....much to Treize's annoyence. Zechs and Treize won't show up as often as the other guys.

For more on the Gundam Wing boys, you can visit my shrine. And now, our last little friend, here's Twilight.
 

~*Twilight XyXia*~
"Outta my way, loser!"
Prepare yourself for....Twilight XyXia (that last name is pronounced Z-she-ah). Let me guess. You have no clue who the hell that is. That's okay. You aren't supposed to. Twilight is Shell's alter ego, and he comes from A Galaxy Far, Far Away. Yeah, "Star Wars Land". Twilight is a Jedi Knight. He was once on the dark side of the Force, having been trained by Lord Vader, but now he's pretty much on the "neutral" side, which means he just uses the Force when he needs to. Twilight is not well liked back in the Star Wars universe. He has a few friends, and a girl friend named Opal who he loves a lot. She's a Jedi too, but on the light side. Twilight is 21, but he acts younger. He's also very pompous, but you'll realize that soon. Twilight's very thin, which prompts many people to call him "Stick Boy". He has long black hair, and wears all black all the time. He's also illiterate, but he's kind of sensitive about it. Finally, Twilight isn't human. He's Catainian, which means he's from the Catane System. There are 4 planets in the system: Catane, Claud, Caste and Clopin. Twilight grew up in a town called Wryt on Catane. Catainians look like humans, but they're better. They have photographic memory, sensitive hearing and also tend to be quite arrogant. Most Catainians have two tone hair (he doesn't) and two different colored eyes. Twilight's eyes are black and white, but he wears a contact over his white eye cause he hates it.

*~Opal Tregomjo~*
"Oh dear... That's not nice, Twilight..."
Opal is Twilight's girlfriend, and he's very protective of her and very much in love with her. Opal is Catainian like Twilight, and she lived her most of her years in an orphanage on the planet Catane in the capitol of Kysitcom. This was after her mother died in the Imperial Massacres. She had never known her father. Opal's 16, and she a kind and bubbly person. She has gold red curly hair, and she is a Jedi too, trained at the Jedi Academy on Yavin 4, but not by Luke Skywalker! (I'm not telling you who trained her) Opal did eventually meet her father, Gibbous, who was taken away by the Empire and screwed around with, but that's another story. Opal loves Twilight, but her good friend is another guy named Trek, who Twilight can't stand.

Whew. That's it! Think you're ready now? Okay, you can go back to the rambles."